How to kidnap B5

Oooh.
Okay, first nomiation; PATRICK.

WHY; because Jolola loves him, and I want him to teach me how to do a backflip.

Plus, I want to scold him 'cause his picture is currently my signature and every time I see it . . .

*dreams**looks again**screams**faints*

Lol...I'll start typing...

Good! I really wanna know your plan

Almost finished...

Huuuuurrrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!!!

How to kidnap Patrick

This is a step-by-step guide on how to kidnap Patrick…If: It doesn’t work/you get caught/you get thrown into jail and/or get a restraining order…it’s no-one’s fault but yours…you can’t sue me , lol…Here ya go…and if anybody asks…it was your idea…

P.E.  (possible equipment): Rope, mobile phone, duck tape (selotape is fine), tweezers, SKITTLES (the big ‘made for sharing’ kind VITAL!), a tasty drink, a plane ticket to Atlanta, Georgia, a mode of transport.

1. Use your plane ticket to get to Atlanta, and then find the Breeding residence.

2. Try to get Patrick outside (you probably won’t be let in). To do this, get the skittles and place them somewhere outside, where Patrick can see them (under his bedroom window might help. Try to find the right window, or you’ll end up with someone else…ewww).

3. If he doesn’t notice the skittles, you’ll need the phone. Call the house on 544-1746. When someone picks up, ask for Patrick. If they ask who it is, just tell them it’s someone calling about some song for a future album. If that doesn’t work, tell them it’s urgent, but TOP SECRET and you have other artists waiting for your hot music. They should pass the phone to him. If Patrick himself picks up, tell him to look outside his bedroom window. He’ll probably ask why. Tell him you know his secret, so he should just hurry up and go and look already!

4. Patrick will spot the skittles. You’ll still be on the phone to him, so tell him to get the packet of skittles. Remind him that you know his secret. If he asks ‘which one?’ or ‘what secret?’ say ‘the really BIG one’. He’ll stop asking questions after that.

5. Make sure you’re in a well-hidden area, because as soon as he comes outside, he could spot you. He’ll probably be looking around to see if you’re anywhere near. Tell him he’ll never find you.

6. If you can, carefully follow him to where he’ll get the skittles from. As he bends over to pick them up, tell him to freeze. Tie the rope into a lasso, and throw it over him. If you don’t get him the fist time, RUN! You’ll get into a lot of trouble otherwise.

7. If you DO get him, tighten it so he’s trapped, and tell him to stop screaming or you’ll shoot. (I know you don’t have a gun, but he won’t know that. Push two fingers into his back so he thinks you do.) Put some tape over his mouth just in case.

8. Guide him to the mode of transport. If you have chosen any of these; Bicycle,
Skateboard,
Scooter,
Motorbike,
Wheelbarrow,
Roller blades,
or another other stupid thing with wheels like a shopping trolley ,
it will not work. If people don’t spot you and call the police, it will take you FOREVER to get anywhere. You need a van/car/helicopter/ship etc. And someone to drive it.

9.Have some of that tasty drink. You might be thirsty (Patrick can have some, but you'll need to remove the selotape first).

10. Once you get to your destination, lock Patrick in, and there you have it! You would have successfully kidnapped him. Ask him very nicely to teach you how to do back flips, take pictures, get a takeaway, watch a movie, get his autograph, and whatever else. Make sure you let him go as soon as you’re done, or half of America will be after you.

There ya go…hope it works for you...NEXT! (Leave a review!)

THAT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY! OMG OMG THAT WA THE BEST EVER!

I HAVE TO GO COOL DOWN

I tried it. Here are the results of my 'progress'

FIRST TRY: I forgot the skittles.I know, can you believe it?! I went home, pretty disgruntled.



SECOND TRY: I used the remaining money in my bank account to get another ticket to Atlanta, but I had everything else from the first try.

I called, and I even got to Patrick, but the secret thing totally backfired. He hung up on me!

I tried again, pretenting to be someone who'd found a lost item of his with his name on it, but he was like, "Is this the same girl who called three minutes ago?"

And I was like, "What girl?" which was too obvious and he hung up on me. Again.



THIRD TRY: This wasn't exactly a try. See, what happened was, I had no money for the ticket, no money for credit for my phone, and no courage.

Then I managed to nab him on B5 online! I went on the same time as him, LOL

I was like; this is the girl who tried to kidnap you twice, and he was like, "Oh REALLY?!"



(FOR THOSE WHO ARE CONFUSED, THIS POST IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL)

Loool. Wow, you seemed to like it more than I thought you would. Btw, the tweezers weren't actually for anything...I just felt like adding them

Okay.

Next, I'd like you to do . . . Kelly. (hehe. You knew it was coming.)

Okey dokey...*goes to write Kelly's bit...*

Yay!

*waits patiently**gets impatient**leaves* Joke! *comes back**laughs*
*gets sick of stars**almost deletes the post**remembers that her name is Star*
*laughs nervously**hurriedly posts the post**leaves*

Loool...

RANDOM!!LOL

I know!! LOL (hehe)

ENOUGH LOLS ALREADY! lol

Well, u just said it! *sighs*

Yeah Abi! *sighs**grins*

*shakes head*

C'mon go, I'm waiting for my guide on how to kidnap Kelly!

Busy...I'm also working on something new...I'll post Her daddy soon to keep you happy...

I'm posting Kelly's bit tomorrow! Til then...

How to kidnap Kelly


This is a step-by-step guide on how to kidnap Kelly…If: It doesn’t work/you get caught/you get thrown into jail and/or get a restraining order…it’s no-one’s fault but yours…you can’t sue me , lol…Here ya go…and if anybody asks…it was your idea…

P.E. ---> (possible equipment): A Head Sack, scissors *GASP!*, duck tape (selotape is fine), a hair brush/comb, a tasty snack, a plane ticket to Atlanta, Georgia, a VIP ticket to a B5 concert, a camera, a mode of transport.

1. Use your plane ticket to get to Atlanta, and then use your VIP concert ticket to get into the actual concert. Make sure you get good seats.

2. Enjoy the concert. The tasty snack might come in handy. The camera may also come in handy, in case you want to take pictures or make a video (if it’s a digital camera). When it’s over, you should be taken backstage.

3. Once backstage, try to get alone with Kelly. If this proves difficult, hide somewhere and call his name quietly. Hopefully, he’ll try and find where the voice is coming from. However, if he just starts to think he’s crazy and decides to get some air…use it to your advantage…talk to him in a soothing voice and try to get him outside…alone…

4. Should another B5 member hear you instead, pretend you are singing…include their own name and smile. If you’re lucky, they’ll just give you a weird look and turn away. If they call security, just tell them you were just overwhelmed by the fact you got to see B5 up close.

5. If PATRICK sees you, he WILL recognise you. (Unless you didn’t kidnap him or you’ve aged. A lot ) He will thwart your plans, so try your best to get away A.S.A.P. You might as well just go home…

6. Once you get Kelly alone, put the Head Sack over his face. Tell him not to make any noise, or you’ll cut his hair off. Make cutting sounds with the scissors so he knows you’re serious. Take the sack off (I'm not a mean person, so you shouldn’t be). Use the duck/selotape instead. But not for his head, for his mouth.

7. Lead him to the mode of transport. Again, if you have chosen any of these:
Bicycle,
Skateboard,
Scooter,
Motorbike,
Wheelbarrow,
Roller blades,
or another other stupid thing with wheels like a shopping trolley or a GO-KART *slaps head*
you obviously did not listen to what I said in ‘How to kidnap Patrick’ …IT WILL NOT WORK!!! If people don’t spot you and call the police, it will take you FOREVER to get anywhere. You need a van/car/helicopter/ship etc and someone to drive it. Duh! *sighs*

8. Once in the mode of transport, undo Kelly’s hair and comb/brush it. I can guarantee it will be lots of fun…his hair is beautiful. *sighs* Remove the tape. Slowly…or you might hurt him…and start asking him questions. Make sure you let him know that he’ll be back by 8:30pm in time for bed. *sniggers*

9. Once you get to your destination, lock Kelly in, and there you have it! You would have successfully kidnapped him. Ask him very nicely to teach you how to do back flips/rap, take pictures, get a takeaway, watch a movie, get his autograph, and whatever else. Make sure you let him go as soon as you’re done, or the half of America that isn’t already after you for kidnapping Patrick will be after you.

There ya go…hope it works for you this time...NEXT! (Leave a review! )

OMG, about freaking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got back from dance clas, so I can't leave a long review but I will in good time.

Great stuff!